Comedian/TV Host Ellen Degeneres takes to her show to re account her “trip” to the hospital following two glasses of wine.
The show host hilariously recollects missing the last stair on her staircase and falling into the door.
“Portia (de Rossi) and I were coming home from a dinner party,” Ellen explained. “(We) drive home, almost at the front door, literally like at the door. The dogs were so excited to see us, and I just caught the lip of the top step. I was like a foot away from the door and I fell into the door…”
The comedian went on to state that she knew something was wrong by looking at her crooked finger.
“My first thought was no big deal Obamacare will cover this,” she joked. “So, Portia drove me to the hospital — to the emergency room, and when I got there of course the receptionist had so many things for me to sign — a picture for her nephew, a t-shirt for her…”
Ummmm…let’s lay off the alcohol sis.