Eliodoro Estala is on the run from Texas police after he failed to appear in court last week for having sex with a fence. Yes, you read that correctly.
Via NY Daily News:
According to the arrest affidavit, the 32-year-old performed oral sex on the inanimate object next to his apartment, as he “put his mouth inside the chain link fence and stuck his tongue out, moving it up and down” before moving on to “stick his erected penis into the chain link fence.”
When police arrived, Estala was already back inside his home. He denied any relationship with the yard dividing implement, though officers noted he seemed intoxicated.
The bond that he posted after his arrest has now been forfeited.
2017 keeps getting weirder by the minute.